• Introduction
• Chapter One
Bad Shoes, You Lose: Or a Brief History of the Clog
From Carson’s Closet: Techan Chic
• Chapter TWO
Underthing: Underwear, T-shirts, and Naughty Silk Teddies. Just Kidding
• Chapter Three
The Devil Wears Pleated Khakis: The Wide Word of Pants, shorts, and Swimwear.
From Carson’s Closet: Preppy Chic
• Chapter Four
Chest Waer That’s Best Wear: Shirts and Sweaters, Baby
• Chapter Five
Everyone Looks Good in a Suit, Period: Suits, Blazers, ties, and Pocket Squares
• Chapter Six
It’s a Wrap: Jackets, Scarves, Gloves, and Hats
From Carson’s Closet: Black & White Chic
• Chapter Seven
Accessories: Last Thing on, First Thing Noticed
• Chapter Eights
The Eights Called, Rhey Want Your Hair Back: Skin, Hair, and Nails, and Other Reasons Why You Should Drink Milk
• Chapter Nine
Who Wears What, When, why, and How
From Carson’s Closet: Urbane Cowboy
• Chapter Ten
Let’s Make Fashion Happen, People
Epilogue